Who's there?

Me: I'm going to put this on the internet and make a comment about Charles V's knockers.
Simon: These aren't knockers.
Me: You be quiet.


I think it is safe to say that my Spanish has began its decline, as I spend all day with the family and mostly use Spanish to order in restaurants. Looking back, I'm saddened I could never build a double-entendre, even a crude one, in Spanish.